The Simple Guide to Relationships
or
Why Love is Simpler Than You Think
by Edward Martin III

Welcome to my half-assed manifesto. It's a bit of a map of how I got to where I am, which is a place I happen to like. There's an extremely slim chance you might find something interesting in here, which is one of the reasons I'm posting it online.

The other reason is that when I become a nationally loved evangelist, I want this to come back and haunt me.